Follow Billboard. All rights reserved. These are, literally, the 50 most popular songs about sex ever, as based on each song's performance on the Hot chart. But there's nothing subjective about this list.
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This '90s Sex Music Playlist Will Make You Want To Have Sex And Listen To Music - The Fresh Toast
If you're of a certain Millennial age, your childhood was a peak growth period for a lot of key sectors of the American economy — army surplus jackets, the MTV Beach House, and Winona Ryder — but most of all, it was an era of unparalleled production of '90s songs that were too sexual to listen to around your parents. Of course, in those pre-iPod, pre-iTunes, pre-laptop days, where you might have nowhere to listen to your saucy pop tunes besides an enormous family stereo or a crappy clock-radio, keeping your interest in songs with dirty lyrics a secret from your folks was a little harder than it is for today's teens. Were you willing to turn the radio on on the way to school, and risk having to make eye contact with your mom as a super sexually explicit slow jam played? Was it worth potentially reprising the "frank sexual discussion" she tried to have with you after listening closely to the lyrics of Alanis Morrissette's "You Oughta Know"?
This ’90s Sex Music Playlist Will Make You Want To Have Sex And Listen To Music
I mean really hot. Nauseatingly hot. A museum even did a whole exhibit about once.
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