Non stop for five minutes. The toilet looks like I just poured three cans of vegetable beef soup into it. Flushed three times and there is still chum on the sides of the bowl. I think I got a tummy bug. How do you word it? DrunkNamath said
Eating Raw and Other Healthy Ways to Pee Out of Your Butt
Urban Dictionary: peeing out of my butt
Am I peeing out of my butt? Here are some ways to get back that healthy peeing-out-your-butt feeling. Eating exclusively raw foods such as fruit, nuts, whole grains and sprouts can boost the natural enzymes in your body, making you feel energized, healthy and refreshed. If your bowels are irregular, laxative tea is a great way to stimulate them and cleanse the body of toxins.
An anal fissure is a tear in the lining of the anus or anal canal the opening through which stool passes out of the body. The fissure can be painful and may bleed. Anal fissures can occur in anyone at any age. The chance of having an anal fissure decreases as people get older. People who have had fissures in the past are more likely to have them in the future.
I'm gonna give the least scientific answer of all. Which essentially means your ass turned into a running faucet of just…clear hot liquid. No other discernable symptoms, and only inconvenient if you, uh, have to go anywhere that is outside a 3 meter radius of your bathroom.